Re: Otyughs

While otyughs and other tentacle based monstrosities are a traditional addition to any dungeon sewer system, it is imperative that waste pipes be at least 50% longer than the longest tentacle and narrower in diameter than the minimal squeeze size.  Exception: If you have a line of filthy commodes and then a single clean one with a shiny brass crown on the door, it is acceptable to have a short pipe in the clean one.

Vampires vs. Bunnies

While Killer Bunnies and Vampires may display many useful synergies, the obsessive counting problem on one hand and the tendency to reproduce rapidly and leave many small round objects scattered about on the other can create some significantly bad feedback spirals that should be avoided.

Memo #2:

Quicklings and shriekers in the same dungeon level is contraindicated.

Mission Misstatement

Memos from DOSHA is just a place for me to stuff my random gaming stuff and possibly share it with others, merged with a dumb joke about the Dungeon Occupant Safety and Hellraising Administration.  Let's face it, the average RPG dungeon is a bigger safety hazard than a day care run from inside the Death Star's main control room.

DOSHA Memo #1

Locating a pit trap half full of carnivorous armadillos between the sleeping quarters and the latrine is in egregious violation of DOSHA guidelines.